So as the story continues. I spent most of summer staying out of trouble. Until I ran into a past hook up. Of course I'd already had my mind made up that I was sticking to this celibacy thing.
Plan was that I knew that I was going to run into this guy. And I had to look amazing. Because frankly, this guy was a dick whom I only see once a year. So I showed up at a party knowing that I looked like hot stuff. I had to leave the party early due to plans & as I was leaving he stopped me in the road to get my phone number. He met up with me at the bar I was at and then to make a long story short I went back to his place with him. We may have kissed a bit before I told him I was going to sleep. The guy is a total ass so I believe it is my job to treat them as much. Get them all worked up just to leave them hanging. Yes I am well aware of what a teasing bitch this makes me. And I'm ok with that. I went home & haven't talked to him since. I do hope to see him again & treat him like the ass he is.
My next hook up was a physicist from Reno that I met on NYE on Fremont. Now I'm not in the habit of hooking up with random strangers. But I was up for a new story. And the thought of hanging out with this super hot nerd was kind of hot. This guy was not the nerd I expected. He was funny, had a hot body & really sweet. We only hung out for a day, but I was sticking to my guns on this celibacy. Needless to say I DID NOT sleep with him & apparently telling someone "you're not easy" does not insure a call after the other has returned home. I'm okay with this. Quite frankly, the super smart thing doesn't do it for me. I'm into trending & he was into physicist stuff. And The Big Bang Theory is apparently bullshit. But he made for a good story & some funny inside jokes. Example... I tell these guy about my favorite shot from my favorite bar is called Blue Balls. When they ask what's in them I say something about blueberry vodka. Physicists says "oh I thought they were shots that never come". Freaking hilarious. And who doesn't love a sense of humor. I suppose this group of guys only see each other once a year in Vegas for NYE, but I don't suppose I'll ever hear from him. Ok by me.
So it's now been over 11 months and what did I learn? I'll tell you when I figure it out..
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